CRAPS...A small attempt at humor

This comes as a direct result of a suggestion/challenge by one of the dearest persons' in my life, Varunda. So here's for you, an attempt at humor, though it may seem to fall in the category of satire but I do hope it brings a smile on the reader's face. This is also for you dad, life has little positives too, I know! Thanks for being there always...

Caviar and vodka,

Roses and Wine,

A night to remember,

Perfect and Divine,

Sound of alarm and I woke up!