CRAPS...A small attempt at humor

This comes as a direct result of a suggestion/challenge by one of the dearest persons' in my life, Varunda. So here's for you, an attempt at humor, though it may seem to fall in the category of satire but I do hope it brings a smile on the reader's face. This is also for you dad, life has little positives too, I know! Thanks for being there always...

Caviar and vodka,

Roses and Wine,

A night to remember,

Perfect and Divine,

Sound of alarm and I woke up!

My Last Hope...My First Acrostic

Mistakes of no-one haunt me

Yielding to them remains the only choice

Lost in myself I seem to be

Armed with weapons of my own demise

Suffering and pain seems to hold sway

Tortures I try to avert yet fail

Have no clue which's my way

Options are limited, are only pain and hate

Push on is the only thing I do

Even as death prepares to make its raid